1 Prologue

I always thought it trivial that ttrpgs impose such restrictions on weapons and armour use, but often in practive let the carrying capacity of players amount to what I personally know would eventually wear down even the most fit individuals.

2 Part One, Where did I put that

I called E1M1. "Why did we do this again?" I told em I needed a six pack. That should help. Another chunk of rock flew off the wall. "Make it quick!"

On a normal day, a normal day with an earthquake, I might have expected rocks flying off the walls. This building…